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Stop worrying about important shit long enough to google "(your name here) needs" in quotes and list the top funniest listings. Unless you have a weird name and are utterly self-sufficient.
1. Jenna needs a friend she can count on.
2. Jenna needs someone to take her seriously,
3. Jenna needs some friends!
4. Jenna needs to get a stairmaster pronto!!!
5. Jenna needs to lose weight!
6. Jenna needs to find the only person who can help her -- her best friend from childhood.
7. Jenna needs to be discovered!!
8. Jenna needs an infusion of fast cash
9. Jenna needs to do some serious soul-searching.
10. Jenna needs a good bare-bottom spanking.
11. Jenna needs someone to make her feel safe!
12. Jenna needs to find out who she really is.
13. Jenna needs to learn not to hog the spotlight so much
14. Jenna needs an understanding family that will provide her with the love, structure and understanding that she needs.
15. Jenna needs all the help she can get!
16. Jenna needs a footrub and an adult beverage.
1. Jenna needs a friend she can count on.
2. Jenna needs someone to take her seriously,
3. Jenna needs some friends!
4. Jenna needs to get a stairmaster pronto!!!
5. Jenna needs to lose weight!
6. Jenna needs to find the only person who can help her -- her best friend from childhood.
7. Jenna needs to be discovered!!
8. Jenna needs an infusion of fast cash
9. Jenna needs to do some serious soul-searching.
10. Jenna needs a good bare-bottom spanking.
11. Jenna needs someone to make her feel safe!
12. Jenna needs to find out who she really is.
13. Jenna needs to learn not to hog the spotlight so much
14. Jenna needs an understanding family that will provide her with the love, structure and understanding that she needs.
15. Jenna needs all the help she can get!
16. Jenna needs a footrub and an adult beverage.
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