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I met Jen at Teany and then we went to the park and were in the middle of this deep, personal conversation when suddenly Jen spots this guy with his dick out looking at us and masturbating! We started walking away and he like turned and started following us but then we ran away. Kindof traumatizing but it's happened to me before on my effing birthday so I wasn't really shocked. Central Park is a creepy place in the middle of the afternoon!
Before that, we went to Toys In Babeland, this adult toy place and were touching like everything and playing with it and asking the chick who worked there all these questions like "but what would i do with this?" and "would i need lube?" and all this stuff. and i kept holding up different dildos...dildos have balls now! yeah. and being like "are most guys like this size??" and jen kept saying "yeah in their dreams."
And then we sat by the fountain and played "Gay or Straight?" and got into heated debates about the questionable people. Jen was in the middle of saying "you can tell this guy is straiht because..." and then the guy turned and was totally cruising this other guy, who Jen insisted was gay but who was seen smooching on My Dream Girl, this tiny brunette in a pink sundress and flip flops with messy pulled up hair and an ankle tattoo and a cool, hippielike purse and a tiny dog. Clearly since she was dating a gay guy, she needed to take the next obvious step and date a girl...er...me.
I was gonna meet Jen's boyfriend but he didn't feel up to meeting a new person so he sucks.
Then I came home and my sister and I left to see "Devil's Rejects", which was gross, boring, disturbing, kindof entertaining all at once.
And it has Rob Zombie's wife in it and she's like the hottest thing ever. And she's older than me. I never find people attractive who are older than me, so this is a rare and special event.
In the cab on the way back from Jen (cuz fuck linear), someone had written "spirit of mind, life is a lesson better lived than learned". which was interesting. and of course a special sign meant only for me because i say so.
oh another funny thing: Jen and I were rating people in the park which is shallow and lame but whatever, mostly guys, and then we ran out of people so I started rating the pigeons and Jen got all disturbed and was like "No, we are NOT rating pigeons. We have not been reduced to rating pigeons."
Some pigeons are hotter than others, you know?
And no, I don't practice bestiality. I am not a pigeon fucker!
In conclusion, yeah fun sunny happy dayness.
Also, I still don't have my effing period.
Also, what do you think the thing in the cab means?? If one were to apply it to their life.
Before that, we went to Toys In Babeland, this adult toy place and were touching like everything and playing with it and asking the chick who worked there all these questions like "but what would i do with this?" and "would i need lube?" and all this stuff. and i kept holding up different dildos...dildos have balls now! yeah. and being like "are most guys like this size??" and jen kept saying "yeah in their dreams."
And then we sat by the fountain and played "Gay or Straight?" and got into heated debates about the questionable people. Jen was in the middle of saying "you can tell this guy is straiht because..." and then the guy turned and was totally cruising this other guy, who Jen insisted was gay but who was seen smooching on My Dream Girl, this tiny brunette in a pink sundress and flip flops with messy pulled up hair and an ankle tattoo and a cool, hippielike purse and a tiny dog. Clearly since she was dating a gay guy, she needed to take the next obvious step and date a girl...er...me.
I was gonna meet Jen's boyfriend but he didn't feel up to meeting a new person so he sucks.
Then I came home and my sister and I left to see "Devil's Rejects", which was gross, boring, disturbing, kindof entertaining all at once.
And it has Rob Zombie's wife in it and she's like the hottest thing ever. And she's older than me. I never find people attractive who are older than me, so this is a rare and special event.
In the cab on the way back from Jen (cuz fuck linear), someone had written "spirit of mind, life is a lesson better lived than learned". which was interesting. and of course a special sign meant only for me because i say so.
oh another funny thing: Jen and I were rating people in the park which is shallow and lame but whatever, mostly guys, and then we ran out of people so I started rating the pigeons and Jen got all disturbed and was like "No, we are NOT rating pigeons. We have not been reduced to rating pigeons."
Some pigeons are hotter than others, you know?
And no, I don't practice bestiality. I am not a pigeon fucker!
In conclusion, yeah fun sunny happy dayness.
Also, I still don't have my effing period.
Also, what do you think the thing in the cab means?? If one were to apply it to their life.
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