iphigenia: (Default)
2010-06-24 02:42 am
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more fun with that markov random text generator.

She was terribly sad, but looks like me. You can't live in love.

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Paying to get a minimum, afraid to be an absence.

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He could smell of offense and I got a DUI and warm smiles.

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"Okay, okay, we'll be a way that sounds porny."

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forget you love her?...I loved those, and fine like falling into the words.
iphigenia: (vs; writing dreams)
2010-06-24 02:42 am
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more fun with that markov random text generator.

She was terribly sad, but looks like me. You can't live in love.

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Paying to get a minimum, afraid to be an absence.

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He could smell of offense and I got a DUI and warm smiles.

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"Okay, okay, we'll be a way that sounds porny."

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forget you love her?...I loved those, and fine like falling into the words.
iphigenia: (Default)
2010-06-18 11:02 am
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Let's Play A Game.



Comment with the first word you see here.
iphigenia: (me; b and w)
2010-06-18 11:02 am
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Let's Play A Game.



Comment with the first word you see here.
iphigenia: (Default)
2010-06-17 05:32 am
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Fun With Markov Random Text Generator

http://hewgill.com/cgi-bin/ljmarkov.pl?

What do you plan on doing now that LOST is over? Reading all the beauties and horrors and absurdities whose conjunctions create the uninterpretable and yet divinely significant pattern of human destiny.

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It had only taken Claire a few months of therapy to get relatively back to reading, like, the Bunnicula books.

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There was no other thought than to possess her, as much of her with irritation now.

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Favorite LOST theory: That Jack dreamed the entire show while he was about to make life easier for everyone, easier.

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Josh Holloway hung himself and it makes me happy. (*gasp* that is fucking awful !!!)

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And I? I was copy editor for my personal LOST reading project.

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The mystery lies in the mornings forgetting to brush her hair, and Kate was really beautiful in that other life. How they'd held hands on the coffee table.

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My theory that I tried to read a good life.

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The title of their issues did mirror his own - issues with parents and the imagined, between what comes to us from the outside, and what different people in different ways.

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Unlike him I had been murdered...by Mary-Kate Olsen. (given my dreams, i think this may be a subconscious fear!)
iphigenia: (me; wannabe starbuck)
2010-06-17 05:32 am
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Fun With Markov Random Text Generator

http://hewgill.com/cgi-bin/ljmarkov.pl?

What do you plan on doing now that LOST is over? Reading all the beauties and horrors and absurdities whose conjunctions create the uninterpretable and yet divinely significant pattern of human destiny.

*

It had only taken Claire a few months of therapy to get relatively back to reading, like, the Bunnicula books.

*

There was no other thought than to possess her, as much of her with irritation now.

*

Favorite LOST theory: That Jack dreamed the entire show while he was about to make life easier for everyone, easier.

*

Josh Holloway hung himself and it makes me happy. (*gasp* that is fucking awful !!!)

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And I? I was copy editor for my personal LOST reading project.

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The mystery lies in the mornings forgetting to brush her hair, and Kate was really beautiful in that other life. How they'd held hands on the coffee table.

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My theory that I tried to read a good life.

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The title of their issues did mirror his own - issues with parents and the imagined, between what comes to us from the outside, and what different people in different ways.

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Unlike him I had been murdered...by Mary-Kate Olsen. (given my dreams, i think this may be a subconscious fear!)
iphigenia: (Default)
2007-05-27 01:29 am

Hayden Panettiere day!

Today that "Bring It On" sequel/prequel was on, where Hayden was crumpin and and talkin ghetto and stuff. Upon second viewing, it remained awesome.

Then my sister and I watched an episode of "Heroes".

And while I did not watch "Ice Princess", I did fairly recently so it counts.

Hands down, Hayden is my favorite adorable little kindof Cabbage Patch-looking celebrity.

Weird characs/people in my dream: Linderman and Bianca Lawson. And a big ole haunted house. And my highschool friend Lisa.

Also, Mary and I noticed last night that there is a new doll in the American Girls collection and she is an effin crossdresser!! Go team diversity! I always wanted one of these damn dolls when I was a kid and noone would buy me one, and upon recent viewing, I have to conclude they're all kindof fugly and I don't understand why I wanted one.

Three day weekends are so sucky.

I wish you could score jobs with writing samples. I have lots of those.
iphigenia: (Default)
2007-01-08 07:38 am
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...

wow, michelle trachtenberg and i have a beauty mark the exact same size in the exact same place!
we are like soulmates, only...molemates! :)

also, i feel like i swallowed one of my fingernails and it is lodged in my throat. sick sucks.
iphigenia: (Default)
2005-09-11 11:18 pm
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Stolen From Sexxxy Lindsey

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
iphigenia: (Default)
2005-07-01 09:03 pm
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Can I get a Hell Yeah?

If, as you live your life, you find yourself mentally composing LJ entries about it, post this exact same sentence in your Live Journal.