ProCrastInAtIon...

[iphigenia]

Put your playlist/iTunes/iPod/whatever on shuffle. Ask these questions out loud and press play. Use the song titles as the answers.



1. What do you think of me? Secret - Howie Day

Fine, then, don't tell me.

2. Will I have a happy life? Julia - Chantal Kreviazuk

I will have a happy life with Julia. Whoever that is.

3. What do my friends really think of me? Jude Law and a Semester Abroad - Brand New

They think I'm Jude Law? Damn, I should definitely be getting more action then.

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Nothing Less Than Love - Jessica Harp

Awww people are in love with me. Good.

5. How can I make myself happy? FNT - Semisonic

Fascinating New Thing. I need one?

6. What should I do with my life? My Slumbering Heart - Rilo Kiley

Sleep? I'm on it.

7. Why must life be so full of pain? Burger Queen - Placebo

Burgers...meat...pain...

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Let Down - Bif Naked

Let down my boundaries, maybe?

9. Will I ever have children? 672 - Dresden Dolls

672 is too many damn children!!

10. Will I die happy? Desperately Wanting - Howie Day

Alas, no.

11. Can you give me some advice? Mulder and Scully - Catatonia

Join the FBI?

12. What do you think happiness is? Extraordinary Machine - Fiona Apple

Happiness is resilience. Yup.

13. What's my favorite fetish? Slide - Dresden Dolls

Cuz I like it wet and wild. Or...just... on slides.

14. How will I be remembered? Go Ahead - Rilo Kiley

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